phantomemes:

rp sentence starters taken from vines 

“ i thought you were bae.  turns out you’re just fam ”
“ i coulda dropped my croissant ”
“ i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass ”
“ this bitch empty ”
“ you’re not my dad ”
“ you always want to hear something ”
“ ugly ass fucking noodle head ”
“ dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick ”
“ it’s wednesday my dudes ”
“ your mom’s a hoe ”
“ i do love working here ”
“ i’m not going to your fucking baby shower ”
“ has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce? ”
“ i love you bitch ”
“ i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch ”
“ what are those? ”
“ you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that ”
“ i can’t believe you’ve done this ”
“ look at all those chickens ”
“ hi welcome to chili’s ”
“ i never fucking learned how to read ”
“ try me bitch ”
“ i wanna be a cowboy ”
“ why don’t i have a car seat? ”
“ you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ”
“ hoe don’t do it ”
“ a potato flew around my room before you came ”
“ when will you learn that your actions have consequences ”
“ i’m 11 so shut the fuck up ”
“ i have a basketball game tomorrow ”
“ this bitch called me ugly ”
“ i like pickles ”
“ it’s fricken bats ”
“ i love halloween ”
“ excuse my pottymouth ”
“ shut the fuck up ”
“ i’m washing me and my clothes bitch ”
“ that was legitness ”

(via fiiiasco-blog)